The 7 worst Valentine Cards you can give or get
These Valentine Cards are examples of what you should NOT give or send to your Valentine. If you are in a relationship, you can prepare to get dumped either on or right after Valentine’s Day. If you are single, prepare to stay that way …
1 The Valentine Card from a would-be poet:
Not such a good idea if you hardly know the person. You may just cause the poor girl (or guy) to run. Away from you.
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to
2 The more conservative approach:
This Valentine Card may leave you without a Valentine. In fact, why don’t you just write that you’d actually like to be just friends.
“Let’s just take it slow”
3 The Too Much Honesty Approach
Honesty is good. Up to a certain point. Too much honesty may just not have the desired effect. What do you think about this wording in a Valentine Card?
“You’re not really as fat as you think”
4 The Comedy Approach
This may be taking comedy to the brink of disaster. The Valentine Card shows the picture of a urinal. Yes, a urinal. The message inside reads:
“Urinal my thoughts”
5 The Brutally honest Valentine Card
This card says totally more than it should …
“I tolerate you”
6 The Valentine Card that makes one wonder …
The picture on the card shows a funny little blob, melting hearts and then the wording …
“I’d love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.”
7 The worst ever Valentine Card mistake
Ok, this wording is good enough:
“You are the only one for me
You have my heart
With you I want to be”
This card would have been fine, if it was not given to the wrong girl. The names on the card and the envelope were different …
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